What if there was a Civil War, 2025 Edition?

The Left would undoubtedly win. We have the conspiracies on our side! So …

Could you ever imagine if we had a civil war in the United States, left vs right?

The problem is, the Left is very well-prepared for this fight. Let me outline a few of the secret weapons the Right is up against if it comes to a fight:

Neurochips hidden in COVID vaccines. Yep, it’s all true. Granted, some Republicans were clever enough to see through this plan, but plenty didn’t. They’ll be turned into zombie soldiers immediately.

 Woke mind virus. Yeah, that’s real too. Transmitted through the mouth, typically through words. Makes you emotional and weak. Sometimes gay, too.

Weather manipulation. Heard of chemtrails? Uh huh. That’s where Democrats deploy advanced chemical trails in the air to alter the weather. Enjoy some California heat! You’ll HATE it. Perfect environment for the woke mind virus.

 Advanced tactics. Leftists are trained to sneak up on a right-wing combatant and throw a mask on them in seconds. I’m told this induces severe suffocation in 5–10 seconds, as we all know masks are that dangerous.

Black people. Hah, I know what you’re thinking. That one doesn’t work anymore!!! Oh, don’t be fooled. We dress up black people in originally-white roles. Studies suggest this creates a hysteria in MAGA that disorients and discombobulates. Usually the ideal distraction to deploy the other above measures.

Good luck defending against that, righties. I mean, I didn’t even mention the Jewish space laser…you do NOT want to know what that can do…

I stole this post from someone on Quora. Which means its spreading. You righties are toast now.